Astronomers have found a new planet that is about the same size as Earth and lies within the habitable zone of it’s parent star. Maybe it has a place that resembles Colorado and we can visit there in the near future. Why not?
First of all this “New Colorado,” as I have just named it, is 20 light years away or about 400 traveling years at today’s speeds.
Secondly, you will weigh about 30% more at “New Colorado” because the planet is just a little bigger than Earth. (And if you’ve learned how to live 400 years longer)
Finally, the prices are outrageous with travel costs greater than the US GDP. And if the latest observations are correct, it looks like the hotel situation is not good. We’ve detected a lot of No Vacancy signs and the posted rates are out-of-sight,- out-of-sight, get it?
Seeing as how a trip to “New Colorado” is probably beyond your means, you’ll just have to settle for the old Colorado and especially Estes Park, which we’ve all learned to love. So book a stay at your favorite Estes Park hotel and surround yourself with the grandeur of Rocky Mountain National Park and the best of what Colorado has to offer. Book a stay at The Appenzell Inn.
Thank You